Indecent Haiku | Where haiku comes to keep it real

14. January 2010

Birthday Changes

Remy

the passing seasons
are marked by changing colors -
enjoy your gray pubes.

Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

17. October 2009

Parched Earth

Chris

The parched earth absorbs
rain like life depends on it.
suck it. suck it hard.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

11. October 2009

Climate Changes

pcordon

rise of fog and heat
can represent many things
… in my car’s backseat

Rating: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)

11. October 2009

don’t look up

Chris

from rooftops high,
the urban landscape below,
loogies fall softly

Rating: 2.7/5 (3 votes cast)

11. October 2009

infinity

Chris

an infinite loop:
the snake swallows it’s own tail,
i suck my own dick.

Rating: 3.0/5 (1 vote cast)

11. October 2009

Shimmer

Chris

reflections of stars
twinkle on the surface of
your bukkaked skin

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

11. October 2009

Autumn Simplex

Remy

red and yellow blooms
succumb to smooth white landscape
with enough valtrex

Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

10. October 2009

Playtime

Remy

taunting moonlight plays
across the surface of this
diesel ass-hammer

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

10. October 2009

That Time

Remy

even sweetest fruit
may overripen; i have
a strawberry beard

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

10. October 2009

Embers II

Remy

passion burns the night
all that remains are embers
in my urethra.

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

9. October 2009

Abrasive Terrain

Remy

the great desert plains
arid, harsh, and forbidding
just like this blowjob

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

8. October 2009

Interruptions

Remy

only the great sea
dares rival the deep blue of
my cheated testes

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

7. October 2009

Transaction

Remy

an honest man’s face
may gain a woman’s heart, but
grant’s buys a handjob.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

6. October 2009

Embers

Remy

the fires of passion
consume, leaving only this
burning sensation

Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)

3. September 2009

Pastimes

jro

Look out at our world.
Wanton porn and alcohol.
Truly, vice is nice.

Rating: 3.0/5 (3 votes cast)

2. September 2009

The Eighth Wonder

Remy

man’s greatest triumph!
an intricate network of
quality porn sites

Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

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