When we started the site, we tossed in the tagline “(Somewhat) Daily Meditations From The E Train.” But now, as we have more and more contributors that don’t hail from our home city of New York (some as far away as Guatemala), we need something new.
So, we’re asking you, O Faithful Reader. Suggest a new tagline so that we don’t have to do any more thinking than absolutely necessary. Put your suggestions in the comment boxes, and we’ll pick our favorite.
The “winner” gets the eternal glory of seeing their tagline up on our site. We’ll also throw in a free bag of jack and a handful of squat!



15. January 2009 at 1:21 am
“defying your good taste”
“defying your decency”
“making your decency flexible”
“twisting your decency”
“because class is a thing of the past”
“meditations of the styleless”
15. January 2009 at 1:27 pm
Daily meditations on my penis. And, y’know, other stuff.
16. January 2009 at 2:17 pm
How about:
“Seventeen sleazy sweet syllables of slobbery, seductive schwing”
17. January 2009 at 6:25 pm
English Majors post
about lots of random stuff
but who reads this crap?
(it should be noted that I just went through the whole archives… so I guess I read this crap)
17. January 2009 at 8:21 pm
“Flinging rhyme in two thousand nine.”
(OK so I know they don’t rhyme)
“Glossing over life’s tragedies”
“Because random is our middle name”
“Seventeen is the new black”
and finally
“Self-flagellate since two thousand eight”
(see how I brought that around full circle!)
18. January 2009 at 1:00 am
“restrictive poetry for the unrestricted mind”
18. January 2009 at 6:47 am
We are a fresh Goldfish, Gwoosh!
18. January 2009 at 4:37 pm
Your goldfish suggestion is very koan…ish.
19. January 2009 at 10:38 am
“Haiku that doesn’t suck”…
20. January 2009 at 6:48 am
“Haikus That Are Indecent”
or
“Sly Haikus for High IQs”
21. January 2009 at 10:45 am
I got yer’ Iambic Pentameter right here!!!
22. January 2009 at 4:28 pm
Where indecent is everyday.
25. January 2009 at 11:44 am
Masaoka Shiki ain’t got shit on us.
25. January 2009 at 11:50 am
no rules, no capital letters, no decency
25. January 2009 at 11:51 am
where haikus come to keep it real
29. January 2009 at 4:23 am
I really like the line Ron Douglas posted
hmm…. I should contribute something too. (though it’s not much)
‘the type of poetry your mother warned you about’
29. January 2009 at 7:30 am
I kind of dig that. “The haiku your mother warned you about”
13. September 2009 at 6:22 pm
Corrupting poetry since 2008
7. October 2009 at 12:47 pm
As you can tell, we went with “Where Haiku Comes To Keep It Real” for the site – Thanks MD Bones!
We went with “The poetry your mother warned you about” for the book cover – Thanks Athios!