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Athios - who has written 11 posts on Indecent Haiku.


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zelda is held hostage, again

Monday, May 4, 2009

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guided by her cries
Link gave the princess release
with his great pork sword

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depends what you mean by funny

Sunday, May 3, 2009

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funny clown makes free
balloon animals for kids
out of used condoms

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like mother, like daughter

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

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musical talent
runs in her family; their
specialty — skinflute

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Early Morning Commute

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

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a peaceful morning
train filled with sleepy riders
time for some upskirt

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peculiar sexual appetites

Monday, March 16, 2009

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engulfed by warmth
as I slide into your hole
american pie

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classified ad – booty call

Thursday, March 12, 2009

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damsel in distress
seeking rescue by hero
called one-eyed willy

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A Philosopher’s Dilemma

Saturday, February 21, 2009

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when two paths diverge
a decision must be made
pussy or backdoor?

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Every Superhero Has A Weakness

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

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the expert player
knows no boundaries, no fears
except burst condoms

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Distinctively Japanese Obsession

Saturday, January 31, 2009

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land of rising sun,
monsters in the dark, surprise!
spaghetti breakfast

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Salmon Sashimi (Or Is It?)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

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soft, moist and shiny
lingering scent of the sea
hungrily, I munch

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The Good Boyfriend

Sunday, January 25, 2009

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why are you crying?
don’t worry, let it all out
my blowjob can wait

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