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Hern - who has written 39 posts on Indecent Haiku.
You can only imagine the pent-up anger that leads to the things I write on this website.
Personal Reflection
I do not deserve
All the tender fruits of love
I steal at knifepoint
The 3rd World is Rough
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Island vacation
Wander outside the resort
Eat a rifle round
Thanks a lot, Florida
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Twenty years a drunk
Ten years spent coked out and then
Eight as president
Why arcades have concrete walls
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Holes in the drywall
Dual Shock III rent in twain
Goddamn street fighter
Reaganomics
Monday, May 4, 2009
Piss off homeless guy
I have made plans for this change
Buying booze for ME.
The Adventurer
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Two fistfuls of pubes
Pulled apart like the Red Sea
Searching for the snatch
Abortionian Physics
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Condoms are for rubes
Just move to an apartment
Up six flights of stairs
Life Choices
Monday, April 27, 2009
Your house in cinders
Next time you can avoid this
Just by dating me
Ventilation
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Handful of vomit
The windows do not open
On Disney busses
Artisan Crafts
Friday, April 17, 2009
Hammer to your skull
Tear your guts out with both hands
Now you are a suit
Karma
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Spit in your burger
I make five bucks an hour
This is my revenge
Maturity
Monday, April 13, 2009
Birthday lingerie
Satin sheets and soft candles
You are seven now
Arkansas Wedding
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Bride\’s a cheating whore
Grind your fist into her jaw
Right at the altar
Mister Conductor
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Just how many cars
From my model train layout
Fit inside your ass
Fair is Fair
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Jism in your hair
You do not get to complain
Paid my ten dollars
Armpit Lust
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Your pussy is loose
Plus I will fuck anything
When on PCP
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009
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