end of a journey
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
step out on to road,
penis throbbing like a heart,
caught in the car door.
art gallery
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
an intriguing site,
man’s greatest efforts displayed!
ratemypoodotcom.
A smelly farewell
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Parting gift you left
Sorrow fills my heart and nose
God damn your farting
I like cookies
Friday, May 22, 2009
cookies are awesome
i want to eat them all day
…wait. i meant pussy.
The Credit Crunch Pearl Necklace
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Times are hard dear, fuck
Cartier and Tiffany,
make do with my jizz.
Star Wreck
Friday, May 15, 2009
Aardvarks suck ants for
food, unlike the new Star Trek
film, which just plain sucks.
Recession Blues
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Lost my job today
Got no money left to spend
No lap dance for me
Attempt to validly include “Refridgerator”
Thursday, May 14, 2009
I do value you.
But just slightly less than my
Refridgerator.
cheese=lube
Thursday, April 30, 2009
got a chili dog
from urban dictionary.
poop is on my boobs.
o lofty hair stylist
Monday, April 27, 2009
you look so pretty
curls and streaks in your cute hair
you fucked mine up. thanks.
ACHES AND MOANS
Saturday, April 25, 2009
as I thrust harder
your aches and moans get louder
the deeper I go
sunrise
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
i wake, and dawn\’s light
reveals the majesty of
my pube in your teeth.
Do not go in there
Friday, April 17, 2009
The sounds of a duck
scent of a decaying swamp
that one was all me
Like a sneeze, but better.
Monday, April 13, 2009
A tingling feeling,
it is like I am sneezing
only it\’s better.
Oblivious
Monday, April 6, 2009
Mirror love affair
Narcissism in full bloom
Don\’t stain the seat now
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