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14. January 2010

Birthday Changes

Remy

the passing seasons
are marked by changing colors -
enjoy your gray pubes.

Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

11. October 2009

Autumn Simplex

Remy

red and yellow blooms
succumb to smooth white landscape
with enough valtrex

Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

10. October 2009

Playtime

Remy

taunting moonlight plays
across the surface of this
diesel ass-hammer

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

10. October 2009

That Time

Remy

even sweetest fruit
may overripen; i have
a strawberry beard

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

10. October 2009

Embers II

Remy

passion burns the night
all that remains are embers
in my urethra.

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

9. October 2009

Abrasive Terrain

Remy

the great desert plains
arid, harsh, and forbidding
just like this blowjob

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

8. October 2009

Interruptions

Remy

only the great sea
dares rival the deep blue of
my cheated testes

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

7. October 2009

Transaction

Remy

an honest man’s face
may gain a woman’s heart, but
grant’s buys a handjob.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

6. October 2009

Embers

Remy

the fires of passion
consume, leaving only this
burning sensation

Rating: 4.3/5 (4 votes cast)

2. September 2009

The Eighth Wonder

Remy

man’s greatest triumph!
an intricate network of
quality porn sites

Rating: 3.3/5 (3 votes cast)

28. August 2009

The Need To Know

Remy

willing you to turn,
the question still unanswered:
fuckable or not?

Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)

28. August 2009

Spelunking

Remy

exploring the depths
of nature’s dark mysteries
requires lubricant

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

28. August 2009

Winter Lines

Remy

banks of white powder

all the world is still as i

snort them off your ass

a dusting of white
calls you to be still as i
snort it off your ass

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

24. August 2009

In An Instant

Remy

a shooting star is
no less praised for brevity;
wish i could say that.

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

24. August 2009

Morning Light

Remy

face peaceful in sleep
in a moment, she will wake!
okay; time to bail.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

22. August 2009

Destiny

Remy

charmed by her dark eyes,
tempted by her fragrant skin,
stunned by her penis.

Rating: 4.0/5 (1 vote cast)

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