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6. February 2009

Disappointment

Avshar

passion ebbs in me
upon your fervent entry.
guess size does matter.

Rating: 4.5/5 (6 votes cast)

3. February 2009

Lucky Fucks

MD Bones

the rare happy man
appreciates simple things
retards have it made

Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

3. February 2009

Lei

Anonymous

Cannot go backwards
Also fail to move forwards
Christ, daisy chains suck.

Rating: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)

1. February 2009

Tough Entry

pcordon

light fades out slowly
as i sift through the forest
would you please shave that?

Rating: 4.4/5 (9 votes cast)

31. January 2009

Fuck Love

MD Bones

cupid has arrows
but i’d much rather be struck
by a drunk driver

Rating: 3.5/5 (4 votes cast)

29. January 2009

Some Strange

Remy

her face in moonlight,
each detail in sharp relief.
… let’s try rear entry.

Rating: 4.8/5 (5 votes cast)

27. January 2009

Surprise

Remy

sometimes, nature’s joy
comes when you least expect it.
sometimes i do, too.

Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

25. January 2009

Spring Arrival

Chris

When springtime arrives,
Swallows returns to the land.
The whore, not the birds.

Rating: 2.0/5 (1 vote cast)

24. January 2009

The Warning

Remy

enjoy these moments
for surely they are fleeting;
my climax is near.

Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

22. January 2009

Date Rape

Anonymous

Excuse me, madame,
does this smell like chloroform?
Let’s go to my house.

Rating: 1.7/5 (3 votes cast)

22. January 2009

High Count

Remy

world within a world
entire civilizations
dry in my gym sock

Rating: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)

21. January 2009

After The Fall

Remy

a blanket of white
glistens in silent glory
on your lower back

Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

19. January 2009

Friends

Anonymous

friends, like a treasure
are best when they are promptly
buried in the yard.

Rating: 4.0/5 (2 votes cast)

18. January 2009

Personal Time

Remy

sound of flesh on flesh
perfect rhythm slows; a gasp.
fuck, mom, don’t you knock?

Rating: 4.8/5 (4 votes cast)

12. January 2009

Small Packages

Remy

the wasp may be small,
but is not to be laughed at.
much like my penis.

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

11. January 2009

Inebriated Appreciations

Remy

how soft are the leaves
of the hydrangea bush
i am peeing in.

Rating: 4.5/5 (2 votes cast)

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