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28. August 2009

Winter Lines

Remy

banks of white powder

all the world is still as i

snort them off your ass

a dusting of white
calls you to be still as i
snort it off your ass

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

21. August 2009

Dessert

Remy

the enticing name
belays the acrid taste of
this urinal cake

Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

13. May 2009

Relaxation

jro

The smell of flowers.
Scent of springtime in my nose.
Less Summer’s Eve, please.

Rating: 4.4/5 (5 votes cast)

31. March 2009

Shopping

Remy

awash in choices,
i wander the produce aisle
K-Y jar in hand.

Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast)

8. March 2009

Evidence

Remy

in fields of bleach white
a lone imperfection; there’s
a pube in your teeth

Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

1. March 2009

Reminders

Remy

I long to forget
but she is brought to mind when
my herpes flares up.

Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

1. March 2009

Mixed (E)Motions

Remy

pain mingles pleasure
i think of you and my tears
serve as lubricant.

Rating: 3.7/5 (3 votes cast)

28. February 2009

Inspiration

Remy

a photo of you
brings back fondest memories.
whap whap whap whap whap.

Rating: 4.3/5 (3 votes cast)

6. February 2009

Disappointment

Avshar

passion ebbs in me
upon your fervent entry.
guess size does matter.

Rating: 4.5/5 (6 votes cast)

6. February 2009

Epiphany

MD Bones

the simple haiku
has helped me come to realize
i need a real life

Rating: 4.0/5 (3 votes cast)

4. February 2009

Afterglow

Remy

she lays beside me
in the wake of love’s tempest
and won’t stop yapping.

Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast)

4. February 2009

A Modest Proposal

MD Bones

it’s life’s subtleties
that make me daydream about
blowing my brains out

Rating: 4.7/5 (3 votes cast)

3. February 2009

Health Violations

Remy

how verdant the green,
how abundant the growth of
mold in this gyro

Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

3. February 2009

Lucky Fucks

MD Bones

the rare happy man
appreciates simple things
retards have it made

Rating: 5.0/5 (4 votes cast)

2. February 2009

Jewelry

Remy

an oyster’s toil did
not produce the pearl in the
necklace i gave you.

Rating: 4.5/5 (4 votes cast)

1. February 2009

Tough Entry

pcordon

light fades out slowly
as i sift through the forest
would you please shave that?

Rating: 4.4/5 (9 votes cast)

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