Indecent Haiku

Birthday Changes

Remy — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:49:23 +0000

the passing seasons
are marked by changing colors -
enjoy your gray pubes.

Parched Earth

Chris — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 10:10:23 +0000

The parched earth absorbs
rain like life depends on it.
suck it. suck it hard.

Indecent Swag

Indecent Haiku — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:10:07 +0000

We’ve added a new option to each haiku: swag. Get your favorite haiku printed on a mug, mousepad, or t-shirt. Proceeds go to kittens and orphans*

We’ll be working to get some more products and additional designs up in the coming weeks. In the meantime, a custom haiku mug or mousepad is the best way to show off your deeply twisted sensibilities to anybody unfortunate enough to enter your house.

*this is untrue.

Climate Changes

pcordon — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:54:05 +0000

rise of fog and heat
can represent many things
… in my car’s backseat

don’t look up

Chris — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:53:50 +0000

from rooftops high,
the urban landscape below,
loogies fall softly

infinity

Chris — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:44:19 +0000

an infinite loop:
the snake swallows it’s own tail,
i suck my own dick.

Shimmer

Chris — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:40:58 +0000

reflections of stars
twinkle on the surface of
your bukkaked skin

Autumn Simplex

Remy — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:51:50 +0000

red and yellow blooms
succumb to smooth white landscape
with enough valtrex

Playtime

Remy — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:17:37 +0000

taunting moonlight plays
across the surface of this
diesel ass-hammer

That Time

Remy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 17:28:01 +0000

even sweetest fruit
may overripen; i have
a strawberry beard

Embers II

Remy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:11:29 +0000

passion burns the night
all that remains are embers
in my urethra.

Abrasive Terrain

Remy — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:04:23 +0000

the great desert plains
arid, harsh, and forbidding
just like this blowjob

Interruptions

Remy — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:31:27 +0000

only the great sea
dares rival the deep blue of
my cheated testes

Transaction

Remy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 15:31:51 +0000

an honest man’s face
may gain a woman’s heart, but
grant’s buys a handjob.

New Features In Progress

Indecent Haiku — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:40:07 +0000

We’re working on a number of new features for Indecent Haiku. One of them is an e-card section of the site, which will allow you to send anonymous haiku e-cards to anyone you like. Which means we need special submissions for this section.

What we need is topical haiku. They can be event haiku, like birthdays and the like, but we’re particularly interested in bad news haiku. For instance:

two roads diverge, each
filled with potential! let us
see other people.

our love may have passed
but it leaves a remembrance:
i gave you herpes.

Submit your haiku through the usual methods, and we’ll go through all our submissions for appropriate e-card poems.

Embers

Remy — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:11:08 +0000

the fires of passion
consume, leaving only this
burning sensation

Pastimes

jro — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:28:40 +0000

Look out at our world.
Wanton porn and alcohol.
Truly, vice is nice.

The Eighth Wonder

Remy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:32:11 +0000

man’s greatest triumph!
an intricate network of
quality porn sites

The Need To Know

Remy — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:18:06 +0000

willing you to turn,
the question still unanswered:
fuckable or not?

Spelunking

Remy — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:14:08 +0000

exploring the depths
of nature’s dark mysteries
requires lubricant