Monday, February 2, 2009
That buffalo dip Had a little zesty kick Now my sphincter burns
Continue reading...Saturday, January 3, 2009
Every Cycle Makes a mess! Life. Death. Water. I’m out of tampons!
Continue reading...Wednesday, December 31, 2008
I’m not pregnant, no In fact, I’m still a virgin! Wings make me bloated….
Continue reading...Thursday, December 25, 2008
Like an aging tree My thigh’s circumference grows With each passing year
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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