Indecent Haiku | Tag Archive | dating

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Life Choices

Monday, April 27, 2009

Your house in cinders Next time you can avoid this Just by dating me

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How True…

Monday, April 6, 2009

Really, dating is prostitution, but you don’t get what you pay for.

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Unsexy Mama

Saturday, February 21, 2009

blind date, she and I unfortunate resemblance: bride of frankenstein

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And I’m Not Going To Call

Sunday, February 1, 2009

in the still of night the rustling sound that you hear is me sneaking out

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Fuck Love

Saturday, January 31, 2009

cupid has arrows but i’d much rather be struck by a drunk driver

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In The Mirror

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Way to go buddy. first date diarrhea, you fail miserably.

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Night Club Encounter

Thursday, January 29, 2009

You seem a nice guy But who are you talking to Me or my cleavage

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