Tag Archive | "food"

Dessert

Friday, August 21, 2009

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the enticing name belays the acrid taste of this urinal cake

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holiday web development

Friday, March 27, 2009

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working on website too lazy to cook some food eggnog for dinner

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Health Violations

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

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how verdant the green, how abundant the growth of mold in this gyro

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Spicy Food

Monday, February 2, 2009

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That buffalo dip Had a little zesty kick Now my sphincter burns

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Working Class Anthem Thing

Sunday, February 1, 2009

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Five bucks an hour That is why I jerk my cock Into your salad

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Salmon Sashimi (Or Is It?)

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

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soft, moist and shiny lingering scent of the sea hungrily, I munch

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Insane in the Methane

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

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This high-fiber and vitamin-rich breakfast bar makes my butt go toot.

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A Steady Diet of Cheerios and Banana Chips

Friday, January 9, 2009

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Why go out for lunch? No dishes to wash, just fun! Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch.

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High-ku #1

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

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Whoa! Rachel Ray’s on! WHOA! She made cake! I want some! …Flatscreen tastes like paint!

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Christmas Cookie’s Lament

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

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Winter floor shatters the sweet remains. Note to self: use oven mittens.

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Holiday Spirit: Godzilla Style

Sunday, December 28, 2008

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Tokyo Replica Made out of gingerbread, mmmm Delicious Crushing.

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